let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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