I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
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