They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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