Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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