She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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