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M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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