he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I wish i was in the wii world.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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