they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Sacagawea was the original milf.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I think your dad took our porno
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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