i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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