the new term for farting is butt boxing.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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