didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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