handjob tips. give me some.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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