oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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