they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
The best revenge is premature balding
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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