Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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