i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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