How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
All the doctor said was why
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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