Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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