Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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