chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I think my moral compass just broke
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