doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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