u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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