I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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