would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
