Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Can you repeat that, but with context?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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