Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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