Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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