just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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