You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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