But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You've changed since you got that strap on
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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