What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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