I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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