he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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