you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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