idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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