even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
My breasts were aching with rage.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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