i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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