I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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