I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I don't want my vagina anymore.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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