nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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