do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
He better not be in your backpack
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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