He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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