"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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