Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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