She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
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