Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Randomize
