Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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