The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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