Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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