no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Randomize
