I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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