just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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